- Anti Joke

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Katy Perry

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

ure mama's so fat

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.