- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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