What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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human centipede

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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