- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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