Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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