No it doesnt..

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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