- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull my finger ouch..

i had sex.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

identical jokes get different votes.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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