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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

You want to hear a joke? Republican

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