- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.