What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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