- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

ure mama's so fat

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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