- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Everybody will die

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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