Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Sex

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

poo

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Yanter, Look it up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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