- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Anyone can post anything.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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