Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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