How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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