Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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