- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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