- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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