A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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