Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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