Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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