- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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