What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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