What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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what color is blue? green

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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I can't see my forehead

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Oh...okay, good.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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An antijoke

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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