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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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