what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Nickelback.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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