What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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1+2 = 6

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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