What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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derp

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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su algato es en fuego

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Tucker Rivera

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JUST KIDDING^

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Justin beiber..

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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