- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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