Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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