Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

what do you call a black guy african american

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Guest what in the butt

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Who invented apple? God

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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