- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

penis in the camel

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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