whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

A seal walks into a club.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

pobody's nerfect

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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