- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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