Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Hello penis

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's up? Your time.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

silver bullet?

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

kieran is a homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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