Poop.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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