- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

so...um, yeah

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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