- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

White men's rights

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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