yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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silver bullet?

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Anti Joke

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