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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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