I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call double A's? Batteries

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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