- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Nice belt.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What is life? Paul.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Bark I'm a tree

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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