- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call an amazing person Good

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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