- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

There's my tractor.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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