What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Anti Joke

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