Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Grace Ackerson

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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