roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A lot eh?

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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