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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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