why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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