- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

the lemon was sweet.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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