A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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