So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

8--------------------- penis

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Bob Saget

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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