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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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