- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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