- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Granny porn!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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