What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Anti Joke

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