ure mama's so fat

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Bitch

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

My spelling is horrible

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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