What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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