- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Ain't idn't a word.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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