What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Roses are red.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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why was the boy sad? because.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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