Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Stop procrastinating.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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