- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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