- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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