- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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