Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What is the difference?

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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My spelling is horrible

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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