- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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